So I was poking around on my MacBook and noticed that there was a chess game (aptly named “Chess”).  I decided to give it a go even though I last played chess in, oh, probably elementary school.  After a few humiliating games I tried to get semi-serious and actually put some thought into my moves.  I was just starting to think that I’d gained the upper hand when the Mac cheated!  I thought it was a fluke so I “undid” my move and tried it again but the darn thing cheated again!  It’s hard to really show it without video but I promise you, it happened.  Below are my screenshots to prove it:

Before moving my pawn into F4:

After moving my pawn and before the computer’s retaliation:

Now here’s where the computer cheats.  Pawns may only take pieces moving diagonally and here he takes my pawn, sitting in F4, by moving to F3!  Even if it was checkers this jump wouldn’t count for anything.

No more Chess for me.  The game’s hard enough without the computer cheating to beat me.  Good night, Irene.